RAG Perspective: An American Pro-Liberty Conservative: Miscellany: 5/06/16

Friday, May 6, 2016

Miscellany: 5/06/16

Quote of the Day
I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.
Groucho Marx

#IfTwitterWereAMan women would be giving him the silent treatment.
— Ronald Guillemette (@raguillem) May 6, 2016

#IfTwitterWereAMan he wouldn't need 140 characters to discuss his feelings.
— Ronald Guillemette (@raguillem) May 6, 2016

#IfTwitterWereAMan we would need to rethink the birds and the bees.
— Ronald Guillemette (@raguillem) May 6, 2016

#TakeASongToCulinarySchool Shake, Knead and Roll
— Ronald Guillemette (@raguillem) May 6, 2016

#TakeASongToCulinarySchool Choppin', Stirrin', Squeezin'
— Ronald Guillemette (@raguillem) May 6, 2016

#TakeASongToCulinarySchool You decorated my cake.
— Ronald Guillemette (@raguillem) May 6, 2016

@realDonaldTrump @AlexNowrasteh @GovernorPerry Says the man who literally finshed last in every debate on my scorecard.
— Ronald Guillemette (@raguillem) May 6, 2016

I'm reminded of Trump's tweet that Perry should be forced to take an IQ test before a debate. This is a guy who would need to pay someone.
— Ronald Guillemette (@raguillem) May 6, 2016

Trump is the kind of guy who would pay that brainy Asian kid to take his college entrance exam for him before calling INS to report him.
— Ronald Guillemette (@raguillem) May 6, 2016

I lost 4 followers overnight. They must have been Trump cultists who must have thought I would be one of those #NeverTrump guys changing.
— Ronald Guillemette (@raguillem) May 6, 2016

No, I will be one of those guys on election day wearing #NeverTrump into the voting booth. He can't buy my vote; nothing he could say or do.
— Ronald Guillemette (@raguillem) May 6, 2016

@Trumpbart And now when we tell Trump and Clinton to go to hell, they know where.
— Ronald Guillemette (@raguillem) May 6, 2016

Oh, really? Clinton's comeback to "Crooked Hillary" is "Dangerous Donald"? I prefer Sleazy, Scammin' Donnie, or Doubespeak Donnie.
— Ronald Guillemette (@raguillem) May 6, 2016

@allahpundit Screw Trump! The last time I checked Trump had the support of 11 Republicans in Congress; Ryan has the GOP caucus.
— Ronald Guillemette (@raguillem) May 6, 2016

@Writeintrump "Show me your wallet!"
— Ronald Guillemette (@raguillem) May 6, 2016

@Trumpbart @NolteNC Well, I heard that it's legal for them to get hitched in New York. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
— Ronald Guillemette (@raguillem) May 6, 2016

Lindsey Graham is joining our not-so-silent, growing majority movement to #BoycottGOPConvention.
— Ronald Guillemette (@raguillem) May 6, 2016

Jeb Bush announced today that he is also joining the not-so-silent, growing majority of #NeverTrump voters in November. Trump the Unifier.
— Ronald Guillemette (@raguillem) May 6, 2016

The photo of creepy Trump eating a taco bowl includes a shot of his ex-wife Marla Maples in a bikini in the stack of stuff under the bowl.
— Ronald Guillemette (@raguillem) May 6, 2016

The Darth Vader of the GOP, the King of Neocons, Dick Cheney, is voting for Donald Trump (unlike George W.) Trump, the noninterventionist?
— Ronald Guillemette (@raguillem) May 6, 2016

Say it ain't so, Rand Paul! I spent a lot of time defending you against libertarians furious at you endorsing Romney 4 years ago. But Trump?
— Ronald Guillemette (@raguillem) May 7, 2016

Rand Paul, I know you have a reelection battle in Kentucky and can't afford alienating Trump cultist voters, but simply back the GOP slate.
— Ronald Guillemette (@raguillem) May 7, 2016

I mean, Rand, Scammin' Trump even ridiculed your curly hair. I also have naturally curly hair (what's left). Trump wears a dead ferret.
— Ronald Guillemette (@raguillem) May 7, 2016

@elizabethforma @realDonaldTrump As stupid as Scammin' Donnie is, shut the hell up, Politically Correct Cherokee Lizzie!
— Ronald Guillemette (@raguillem) May 7, 2016

@AlexNowrasteh Ditto (pun intended conservative-in-name Rush Limbaugh). Paul Ryan at least has a coherent agenda. Trump: seat of his pants.— Ronald Guillemette (@raguillem) May 7, 2016